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How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:09

How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

How do you claim to have ‘poofy’ hair and yet still wish to add volume?

You. Have. Curly. Hair.

When do you detangle/brush it?

Why are men ridiculously delusional in the women they want/approach? I'm not a troll. This is a real question. Why does a fat, pot bellied, unkempt, balding, stupid (ergo poor) man, tell a woman above his league that she isn't hot enough for him?

OK, 3 things

It you answered ‘curly’ to question #1

2 things:

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

#3 was really rhetorical. You can't hate what your hair is and simultaneously wish for it to be moreso.

what does your hair look like after you wash it?

Then, you can go about finding ways to straighten it, otherwise, you'll just hate that too

Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?

If you answered ‘dry’ to question #2 this is why your hair looks the way you describe it.

Stop brushing your hair dry and treat it the way curly hair needs to be treated, with moisture, cool water, dignity and respect.